"Do excuse me, because I’m about to shamelessly brag. These are some of the best chinos ever made. The cut is modern; they’re breathable yet stretchy; they’re stain-release; they’re anti-bacterial; and my gosh, you don’t even have to iron them. You can wear them to the office, to dinner, to parties. I’m utterly floored that my team have made chinos this brilliant, and I know you will be too."