"I don’t like compromise (it might be the ‘only child’ in me). I want my Oxfords heavy and soft AND I want to be able to wear them all year round, dammit! Luckily, my brilliant Tyrwhitteers are smart enough to appease my overindulged whims. Thanks to a special top-secret wash, these Oxfords are as delightfully soft as they come yet breathable enough for year-round wear."